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Dear idiot people that read my blog(cause it sucks),in the next week i'll make a lot of new posts,it's christmass time,no college or job,so i'll have a lot of night-time (at 4-5 in morning,before go to bed) to write new staff.i'm not sure if i'll upload them all in once,or keep them to have some "back up posts" for when i don't have time to think new staff!so,enjoy your life now,and get in here next week to have fun!!!Merry Christmass,best wishes to you and your family!!

As i promised..

i was on twitter when..
OH NO,MY FUCKING FOLLOWER!!!WHERE IS HE???WHO TOOK HIM????MOM,MOM,SOMEONE STOLE MY FOLLOWER!!!!!!
i was checking new tweets by the smoshes and then it happened:(i saw that i was missing a follower!now what???what i'm gonna do with my life??how can i live with that???nah,i'm kiddig,now i have two more xD
i can't stand every random guy that asks for me to follow,why i'd do that?yes,i follow guys i don't know,but i watch their shows or are artists,wrestlers etc...Why should i follow a random guy???



I'M KIDDING!!!!i follow annyone who asks,it's not a big deal to me,i just hate every one that has fb or twitter as his real life

Oh,wait a minute!!!

Hey!!!!!I forgot something before,and i didn't want to edit my post so you can see it clear!!!I'm making a 'twitter parody" post,and hopefully i'll upload it in 2 days!It's about a follower i lost,i'm going to tell u bout this sad story :'[ Kidding,i'm not sad,but i'gonna be in da post in order to be funny!fucking stupid piece of shit,noone un-follows me -_-

As i promised,a weekly update of this blog!!!

I'd love to post earlier but i had my hands full with other shit so i wasn't able to!!
BUT!!!my mind was trying to think of something good to post,to make your time you spend reading worth!and i finally got it!as you saw,i had a quick update about something nice coming!here we go!!!

2girls1cup ,the "real life meaning" of "EAT SHIT"


Who man wouldn't like to watch two hot girl getting nude and fuck each other!well,i know some "men" but that's an other story!First of all,have you watched this video??If not then ring the SPOILER ALERT and google "2girls1cup.ne" (i'm too good to give you direct link)!i guess that while you're watching this you will be like "WHAT THE FiretrUCK?"(yes i like Smosh),but please,try and watch the whole video.
You watched till the end?
Huh?Till the end?
No fast forward??
You haven't use the timebar to end the video?
You haven't close the window after a few seconds?
You saw that ALL?
You did it??
Well..
THEN YOU ARE A FiretrUCKING PERV!!!(again with that smosh thing-_-)
i saw the whole video too btw!with the 2nd try though!
Now you know bout the video you know what i'm talking about!!
THAT GIRL SHITS ICE CREAM!!IN A CUP!!!!will you ever again eat chokolate ice cream in a cup???nooooope..
How can a woman(or a man,but in this case a woman) do this?how can see eat shit?then puke on it and eat it again.i mean,i though that i was disgusting cause i dip my fries in coca cola or milk,when i eat my beans with mayonnaise,but eating POOP?before that video,for me,that thing wasn't possible to happen,not even in my wierdest dreams(as a kid i used to have nightmares about a black basketball player like jordan with rabbit ears bounching a basketball,or about a giant hamburger trying to eat my limbs!talk about wierdos!).anyway,this must be the most serious post i'll ever make cause i'm talking bout something crazy that happened,not about something that happened and i talk about it in a crazy way!anyway,after 2girls1cup,i was shocked and wanted to know more about it,i hoped that i'd find something about being fake,or a good prank,or something but i've only found more and more stuff like that,guys peeing in girl's mouth,girl's shiting in men's mouth..AND NOT A SINGL FAP WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.i was extremely young for that!i still don't know how i can really talk about this so i'll ask for you to help me!i can only discuss it with you,you know my reaction,i want to know yours!!!use the comment section or if you are too lazy to make a google account to post,mail me at van3r@live.com or find me at tweet-tweet-twitter @NickEreveton
I'll post your comments if you wants,in form
"  Miss Dicky said
       Oh my,what a sexy girl!!!and that poop coming out of her mouth,just gave my husband a boner!we're gonna fuck know,and maybe i'll try to make him some poop-corn!hahahahahaha,you get it?normally i'd said pop corn,but i'll poop,so it's  poop-corn.hahahaahhahahaahhahahahaha!i'll get laid,you won't!!!hahahaha    "
 so,say anything you want!!!waiting for your replies!!!btw,i want you to tell me bout what  do you think about instead of normal posts,i'll make them videos???i post the text,but i'll upload it in a video to youtube too,so if you are to lazy to read you can hear my sweeeeeeet voice!!!!!!Poopnight!!haha,i'm so funny -_-

WHAT THE FREAKING FUNCKING FUCK?

New bad-ass post coming!!

How kids must learn bout sex!(works better on boys)

So,this is my first post in this blog and i really hope that this is the first of many succesful posts,and not the start of a shitty blog!Let's begin!

The way that i believe that kids would learn about sex!
As youngsters we all some day watch some kind of porn,or heard about sex!We of course didn't know bout that(most of you probably still don't know if you are stupid enough to read this (: ) so we asked our parents or someone older to tell us what "SEX" is.The told us a stupid story bout "penis" hanging with "vaginas" or "males have seeds" and "women are the fields"(WHADAFUCK),some stupid ideas bout fucking pigeons carrying babies to couples that are rrrrrrrrreally in love and that's when the baby comes,and other stories that SUCK.
So,if anyone of you has a kid or younger brother or sis and wonders how to tell them about shagging,use this "helpful" guide!

• DO NOT tell them bout happy little DICKS entering "Club Vagina" and then somehow they "throw up" inside the club,stupid idea
• DO tell them bout bees and flowers,but remember to explain to them bout what represents the bee and the flower!bee=penis,flower=PUSSSSSY.If you don't,and it's a boy,when they grow up they might think that the flower is their ass and there we go,another gay joins the world!(i have gay friends,i'm not racist,i don't hate or dislike gays!)
• Remember to say that as much the "bee" needs the "flower",the "flower" needs the "bee" too,whatever they hear later,yeah girls,we got you,we know that you need "bees" as much as we need "vaginas"!
• DO tell them that except normal "feeding" they can use the "flower's back door" or "the flower's mouth".CAUSE YEAH HE FUCK ASSES TOO BIATCH!

If you use that please tape it or just give me a feedback