How kids must learn bout sex!(works better on boys)

So,this is my first post in this blog and i really hope that this is the first of many succesful posts,and not the start of a shitty blog!Let's begin!

The way that i believe that kids would learn about sex!
As youngsters we all some day watch some kind of porn,or heard about sex!We of course didn't know bout that(most of you probably still don't know if you are stupid enough to read this (: ) so we asked our parents or someone older to tell us what "SEX" is.The told us a stupid story bout "penis" hanging with "vaginas" or "males have seeds" and "women are the fields"(WHADAFUCK),some stupid ideas bout fucking pigeons carrying babies to couples that are rrrrrrrrreally in love and that's when the baby comes,and other stories that SUCK.
So,if anyone of you has a kid or younger brother or sis and wonders how to tell them about shagging,use this "helpful" guide!

• DO NOT tell them bout happy little DICKS entering "Club Vagina" and then somehow they "throw up" inside the club,stupid idea
• DO tell them bout bees and flowers,but remember to explain to them bout what represents the bee and the flower!bee=penis,flower=PUSSSSSY.If you don't,and it's a boy,when they grow up they might think that the flower is their ass and there we go,another gay joins the world!(i have gay friends,i'm not racist,i don't hate or dislike gays!)
• Remember to say that as much the "bee" needs the "flower",the "flower" needs the "bee" too,whatever they hear later,yeah girls,we got you,we know that you need "bees" as much as we need "vaginas"!
• DO tell them that except normal "feeding" they can use the "flower's back door" or "the flower's mouth".CAUSE YEAH HE FUCK ASSES TOO BIATCH!

If you use that please tape it or just give me a feedback